Everything Sucks!

“Hello. Pinecone and Company. Mr. McQuaid. He's right here. Please hold.”

— Sean Cummings, Emaline Addario, Sydney Sweeney, imdb.com

“Monologues are to an actor what cheesecake is to a fat man. They are delicious. They are nutritious. They are absolutely necessary.”

— Sean Cummings, Oliver Schermerhorn, Elijah Stevenson, imdb.com

“What is mile high club? Is that a frequent flier thing?”

— Hayley Tyler, Ken Messner, Patch Darragh, imdb.com

“Jim Carrey is the most underrated actor of our time.”

— Hayley Tyler, Oliver Schermerhorn, Elijah Stevenson, imdb.com

“I meet a lot of parents. After a while, you sort of develop a sixth sense for these things. You strike me as a great parent.”

— Noelle Valdivia, Ken Messner, Patch Darragh, imdb.com

“This guy I once knew said that in order to be an artist, you couldn't be held back by things. Things like friends or family. I don't know. The reason I bring this up now is because it's it's helped me realize something. That guy was one hundred percent wrong. It's because of my friends and my family…”

— Ben York Jones, Michael Mohan, Luke O’Neil, Jahi Di'Allo Winston, imdb.com

“You're looking for something to inspire or stimulate around here? Phew, good luck. Movie house, second-run blockbuster bullshit. The nearest record store, halfway to Portland. The most exotic restaurant in town, it's the freaking Crouton Factory.”

— Noelle Valdivia, Leroy O'Neil, Zachary Ray Sherman, imdb.com

“A real artist doesn't need friends or family.”

— Ben York Jones, Michael Mohan, Leroy O'Neil, Zachary Ray Sherman, imdb.com

“You're just lighting up the whole room with that beautiful smile of yours.”

— Ben York Jones, Michael Mohan, Ken Messner, Patch Darragh, imdb.com

“My friends have been eaten by spiders.”

— Noelle Valdivia, Tyler Bowen, Quinn Liebling, imdb.com

“We are all interested in the future, for that is where you and I are going to spend the rest of our lives.”

— Ben York Jones, Michael Mohan, Luke O’Neil, Jahi Di'Allo Winston, imdb.com

“I got lost in the fun house and I started crying, so my mom bought me balloons. And then, we were at the highest point of the Ferris wheel. She told me to let them go. So I did and she said to me, 'Kate, just because you can't see them, doesn't mean they aren't still there.'”

— Noelle Valdivia, Kate Messner, Peyton Kennedy, imdb.com

“You're not the only one having a hard time.”

— Noelle Valdivia, Kate Messner, Peyton Kennedy, imdb.com

“You're cooler for thinking that you aren't cool.”

— Hayley Tyler, Emaline Addario, Sydney Sweeney, imdb.com

“I think you're the most sexy and attractive person I've ever met in my entire life. You're prefect.”

— Hayley Tyler, Kate Messner, Peyton Kennedy, imdb.com

“Someone who would just leave you like that wasn't worth it to begin with.”

— Hayley Tyler, Kate Messner, Peyton Kennedy, imdb.com

“You're not my girlfriend, and yet you keep finding new ways to break my heart. You wanna help? You can start by leaving me alone.”

— Hayley Tyler, Luke O’Neil, Jahi Di'Allo Winston, imdb.com

“Laughter's not the only way to show that something is funny.”

— Sean Cummings, McQuaid, Rio Mangini, imdb.com

“We're all the heroes of our own story. Without even realizing, we're probably the bad guy in someone else's.”

— Sean Cummings, Leroy O'Neil, Zachary Ray Sherman, imdb.com

“You know, I was your age once. There's a lot of things I never did that maybe I wish I had. Like sneaking out to a rock concert.”

— Ben York Jones, Ken Messner, Patch Darragh, imdb.com