“We try to deal with problems that if left unattended might fester and swell and burst into some infected, pussy blister and ooze into the bloodstream of our community and make us sick.”— Fred Willard, youtube.comTagged: Problems, fester, burst, Gross
“It's really almost mind-boggling in a way to think that a town that has gone so far as to actually, well, kill my brother would be so nice to me and welcome me with such open arms.”— Martin Mull, youtube.comTagged: Murder, Acceptance
“I think we have some of the finest people in all of Ohio, if not the entire Midwest, right here.”— Martin Mull, youtube.comTagged: Backhanded Compliments, Ohio, Midwest