“Uncle Fester: Dementia! What a beautiful name! Dementia: It means 'insanity.' Uncle Fester: My name is Fester. It means 'to rot.'”— Paul Rudnick, Uncle Fester Addams, Christopher Lloyd, imdb.com
“We try to deal with problems that if left unattended might fester and swell and burst into some infected, pussy blister and ooze into the bloodstream of our community and make us sick.”— Fred Willard, youtube.com