“If the guy you’re dating doesn’t seem to be completely into you, or you feel the need to start ‘figuring him out,’ please consider the glorious thought that he might just not be that into you.”— Greg Behrendt, amazon.comTagged: Not Into You, mixed signals, H4D-24
“He doesn’t have to love your CD collection. He doesn’t have to love your shoes. But any good, mature guy better make an attempt to love your friends and family.”— Greg Behrendt, amazon.comTagged: Friends, Family, H4D-23
“I'm tired of seeing great women in bullshit relationships.”— Greg Behrendt, amazon.comTagged: Dating, mixed signals, H4D-3
“Here’s what guys don’t do if they can’t live without you: They don’t break up with you.”— Greg Behrendt, amazon.comTagged: Cheating, Breakups, Alone
“The reason it’s so painful when someone disappears is you have to face the fact that the person you loved had probably left you a long time before he grabbed his coat and scrammed.”— Greg Behrendt, amazon.comTagged: Breaking Up, feels, Quote of the Moment
“A wise person once told me that if a guy wants to be with a girl, he will make it happen no matter what.”— Ginnifer Goodwin, GiGi, amazon.comTagged: Dating, Relationships, Movie Quotes
“Say, 'I will not date a man who isn't sure he wants to date me.'”— Greg Behrendt, amazon.comTagged: Dating Advice, Relationship Advice
“Say, 'I will not go out with a man who keeps me waiting but the phone.'”— Greg Behrendt, amazon.comTagged: Dating Advice, Relationship Advice
“Face the fact the person you love probably left a long time ago.”— Greg Behrendt, amazon.comTagged: Dating Advice, Relationship Advice
“You can't talk your way out of a breakup. It's not up for discussion.”— Greg Behrendt, amazon.comTagged: Dating Advice, Relationship Advice
“Breakup sex means you're still broken up.”— Greg Behrendt, amazon.comTagged: Dating Advice, Relationship Advice
“It doesn't count unless he says it sober.”— Greg Behrendt, amazon.comTagged: Dating Advice, Relationship Advice
“Beware of the word friend it is often used by men or women who that love them to excuse the most unfriendly behavior. Personally when I pick my friends I like to pick the ones that don't make me cry myself to sleep at night.”— Greg Behrendt, amazon.comTagged: Dating Advice, Relationship Advice
“You deserve a fucking phone call.”— Greg Behrendt, amazon.comTagged: Dating Advice, Relationship Advice
“If he's not calling you, it's because you are not on his mind.”— Greg Behrendt, amazon.comTagged: Relationship, Dating Advice
“The word busy is a load of crap and often used by assholes.”— Greg Behrendt, amazon.comTagged: Dating Advice, Relationship Advice
“Girls are taught a lot of stuff growing up. If a guy punches you he likes you. Never try to trim your own bangs and someday you will meet a wonderful guy and get your very own happy ending. Every movie we see, Every story we're told implores us to wait for it, the third act twist, the unexpected dec…”— Greg Behrendt, amazon.comTagged: Why Men Love Bitches, Relationships, Self Worth, Guy Advice
“Don’t spend your time on and give your heart to any guy who makes you wonder about anything related to his feelings for you.”— Greg Behrendt, amazon.comTagged: Almost Relationships, Almost Love
“Don’t be flattered that he misses you. He should miss you. You are deeply missable. However, he’s still the same person who just broke up with you. Remember, the only reason he can miss you is because he’s choosing, every day, not to be with you.”— Greg Behrendt, amazon.comTagged: Almost Relationships, Lost Love, Almost Love
“But what I can do is paint you a picture of what you’ll never see when you’re with a guy who’s really into you: You’ll never see yourself staring maniacally at your phone, willing it to ring. You’ll never see you ruining an evening with friends because you’re calling for your messages every fifteen…”— Greg Behrendt, amazon.comTagged: Almost Relationships, Almost Love, Failed Relationships, Pain