I Had a Nice Time And Other Lies...: How to find love & sh*t like that

“There is no such thing as a soul mate . . . and who would want there to be? I don’t want half of a shared soul. I want my own damn soul.”

— Rachel Cohn, amazon.com

“Better alone than badly accompanied.”

— Candace Bushell, amazon.com

“There’s nothing worse than the girl who has never been single.”

— The. I Had a Nice Time And Other Lies.. Betches, amazon.com

“Either let him post first or wait it out until you don’t need to think twice. You’re a new couple, there’s plenty of time to let the world know you guys like to go pumpkin picking together.”

— The. I Had a Nice Time And Other Lies.. Betches, amazon.com

“Instagram official is the new Facebook official: So, posting a couples pic means just that, you’re a couple.”

— The. I Had a Nice Time And Other Lies.. Betches, amazon.com

“Instagram: Don't - Comment on a pic unless he's done it first.”

— I Had a Nice Time And Other Lies...: How to find love & sh*t like that, amazon.com

“Instagram: Don't - Like his pic from 30 weeks ago.”

— I Had a Nice Time And Other Lies...: How to find love & sh*t like that, amazon.com

“Instagram: Do - Like some of his pictures.”

— The. I Had a Nice Time And Other Lies.. Betches, amazon.com

“Snapchat: Don't- Send him a pic first more than once a week.”

— The. I Had a Nice Time And Other Lies.. Betches, amazon.com

“Snapchat: Don't - Send him pics of your boobs and/ or naked body.”

— The. I Had a Nice Time And Other Lies.. Betches, amazon.com

“Snapchat: Don't - Send him pics of your sweaty face right after the gym.”

— The. I Had a Nice Time And Other Lies.. Betches, amazon.com

“Snapchat: Do - Make your story really hot/ super-fun pics of you and your friends.”

— The. I Had a Nice Time And Other Lies.. Betches, amazon.com

“Snapchat: Do - Send him pics of something that was very obviously a joke between you two.”

— The. I Had a Nice Time And Other Lies.. Betches, amazon.com

“SnapChat: Do - Send him pics of what you’re doing, like walking your dog, or drinking outside with your friends.”

— The. I Had a Nice Time And Other Lies.. Betches, amazon.com

“Facebook: Don't - Like any of his friends’ pictures.”

— I Had a Nice Time And Other Lies...: How to find love & sh*t like that, amazon.com

“Facebook: Don't - Like all of his pictures.”

— I Had a Nice Time And Other Lies...: How to find love & sh*t like that, amazon.com

“Facebook: Don’t- Chat him.”

— The. I Had a Nice Time And Other Lies.. Betches, amazon.com

“Facebook: Don't Friend his friends.”

— I Had a Nice Time And Other Lies...: How to find love & sh*t like that, amazon.com

“Facebook: Do Put your Instagrams on Facebook if he doesn’t follow you on Insta, with geotags if you’re somewhere cool.”

— The. I Had a Nice Time And Other Lies.. Betches, amazon.com

“Facebook: Like his pictures occasionally.”

— The. I Had a Nice Time And Other Lies.. Betches, amazon.com