“I don’t know about you, but I can’t wait to get my hands on some fucking gourds and arrange them in a horn-shaped basket on my dining room table. That shit is going to look so seasonal. I’m about to head up to the attic right now to find that wicker fucker, dust it off, and jam it with an insanely o…”— Colin Nissan, mcsweeneys.netTagged: McSweeneys, Gourd Season, Fall, satire