“Q: Where do cows go to eat lunch? A: The calf-eteria.”— Anonymous, funkidsjokes.comTagged: Cow Jokes, Puns
“Q: What do you call a fight between two herds of cows? A: A cattle battle.”— Anonymous, funkidsjokes.comTagged: Cow Jokes
“Q: Why don’t cows ever have money? A: Because farmers milk them dry.”— Anonymous, funkidsjokes.comTagged: Cow Jokes
“Q: What happens when a cow is exhausted? A: It cowlapses.”— Anonymous, funkidsjokes.comTagged: Cow Jokes, Puns
“Q: What time is it when a cow sits on your hat? A: Time to get a new hat!”— Anonymous, funkidsjokes.comTagged: Cow Jokes
“Q: How do you get a cow to keep quiet? Press the moooote button.”— Anonymous, funkidsjokes.comTagged: Cow Jokes, Puns, Moo
“Q: Why did the cow cross the ocean? A: To get to the udder tide.”— Anonymous, funkidsjokes.comTagged: Cow Jokes, Puns