“A lot of people say old folks are racist. I don’t think that’s true. I don’t think old people are more prejudice than you or I. I just think they think they’re still whispering.”— Josh Gondelman, youtube.com
“When you’re retired, suspenders and sweatpants - that is the ideal outfit for you to wear; because that tells anyone you meet everything they need to know about your life. The suspenders say, ‘I’d like to speak to your manager.’ And the sweatpants say, ‘And I have all day, so…”— Josh Gondelman, youtube.com