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Satan and Becky believe that if the world masturbates 8% more that civilization will collapse. With that in mind they begin to make sex toys. Lucy shows interest in her dad's business and tries to convince him to let her help. DJ Jesus tries to hold his a
No, no, no. I appreciate that you over-nighted them, your holiness. - Yes, I know it's expensive. - They're 2,000 years old, I know, I know! - What can I say, this is, uh, this is my fault. We went to yoga, and we had to sign up, and it was a whole- it was a... Anyway, tomorrow we'll make sure someo…
— Loren Bouchard, Holly Schlesinger, Special Father #1 (voice), H. Jon Benjamin, imdb.com
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