“Teddy: I love bed and breakfasts. They're so quaint. Louise: Aren't they? Random strangers, shedding skin cells all over the house...”Tagged: Bed and Breakfasts, Quaint, Random Strangers, Skin Cells
“Teddy: I love bed and breakfasts. They're so quaint. Louise: Aren't they? Random strangers, shedding skin cells all over the house...”Tagged: Bed and Breakfasts, Gross Humans
“Bob: Are we just going to ignore the fact that Louise just pooped in the pool? Louise: Ignore it? I named it. Jezebel. Linda: Awwww. My little grandoody.”Tagged: Portmanteus, Poop in the Pool, Jezebel, Grandoody
“My life is more difficult than anyone else's on the planet, and yes I'm including starving children, so don't ask!”Tagged: Starving Children, Misery, Self-Pity
“You should know when you hold hands with me, you're holding hands with everything I've ever eaten.”Tagged: Gross, Communicable Diseases, Holding Hands
“Mr. Ambrose: Ugggh! You've been a witch for what? Two days? Take it down a notch! You're playing with powerful forces; this is not kids' stuff. Tina: I am powerful forces. Mr. Ambrose: Witch, please!”Tagged: Witches, Evil, Kids' Stuff, Witch Please
“No, no, no. I appreciate that you over-nighted them, your holiness. - Yes, I know it's expensive. - They're 2,000 years old, I know, I know! - What can I say, this is, uh, this is my fault. We went to yoga, and we had to sign up, and it was a whole- it was a... Anyway, tomorrow we'll make sure…”Tagged: yoga