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Mae West

: remembering Hollywood's wittiest sex goddess

(9 total)

“You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.”

“Those who are easily shocked should be shocked more often.”

“Good sex is like good bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.”

“It's not the men in your life that matters, it's the life in your men.”

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“I always say, keep a diary and someday it’ll keep you.”

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“He’s the kind of man a woman would have to marry to get rid of.”

“It's better to be looked over than overlooked.”

“His mother should have thrown him out and kept the stork.”

“Men are like linoleum floors. Lay 'em right and you can walk all over them for years.”

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