“Sure, before you marry them, all women say they like football. But as soon as you say ‘I do,’ they put on about 40 pounds. And the only ‘hike’ you see is them hiking up their pants before they weld their butts to the sofa for the rest of their worthless lives! As for me...I work for a living!”— Ellen L. Fogle, Al Bundy, Ed O'Neill, imdb.comTagged: Marriage, Football, Weight Gain
“Kids, get a change of clothes and a baseball bat. Because we're going to Vegas!”— Sjoux Doanham, Al Bundy, Ed O'Neill, imdb.comTagged: Las Vegas, Change of Clothes, Baseball Bat