Quotes tagged ‘Football’

“This time around, football pundits wondered if Super Bowl LVIII would be the coronation of Chiefs coach Andy Reid and the establishment of a Kansas City dynasty with a third title in five years.”

— Amy Bass, cnn.com

“Heck, you could fill two Internets with what I don't know about football.”

— Bill Lawrence, Joe Kelly, Jason Sudeikis, Brendan Hunt, Ted Lasso, Jason Sudeikis, imdb.com

“In America, we have laws. Laws against killing, laws against stealing. And it is just accepted that as a member of American society, you will live by these laws. In West Canaan, Texas, there is another society which has its own laws. Football is a way of life.”

— W. Peter Iliff, Jonathan 'Mox' Moxon, James Van Der Beek, imdb.com

“Playing football at West Canaan may have been the opportunity of your lifetime, but I don’t want your life!”

— W. Peter Iliff, Jonathan 'Mox' Moxon, James Van Der Beek, imdb.com

“Butz: [spying on the Giants] This is incredible! They got the guards in the backfield! The center’s on the right! And the quarterback isn’t even there! Kevin O’Shea: They’re just standing around, Butz. Butz: Oh, yeah.”

— James Ferguson, Robert Shallcross, Tommy Swerdlow, Michael Goldberg, Kevin O'Shea, Ed O'Neill, imdb.com

“Danny O’Shea: [Recruiting Timmy] Do you play football? Timmy Moore: No. Danny O’Shea: Do you like football? Timmy Moore: No. Danny O’Shea: Do you want to play football? Timmy Moore: No. Danny O’Shea: Great, you can be on our team.”

— James Ferguson, Robert Shallcross, Tommy Swerdlow, Michael Goldberg, Danny O'Shea, Rick Moranis, imdb.com

“I love beer and football and poker, and you know, tits.”

— Lisa McGee, James Maguire, Dylan Llewellyn, imdb.com

“It's not just football. It's life.”

— Sam Levinson, Cal Jacobs, Eric Dane, imdb.com

“Ross: Your Aunt Zelda’s a football fan? Sabrina: All contact sports.”

— Oanh Ly, Salli Richardson Whitfield, Rachel Talalay, Jeff Woolnough, Kevin Rodney Sullivan, Roberto Aguirre-Sacasa, Lee Toland Krieger, Ross Maxwell, Rob Seidenglanz, Michael Goi, Matthew Barry, Alex Garcia Lopez, Mj Kaufman, Christina Ham, Donna Thorland, Axelle Carolyn, Craig Macneill, Joshua Conkel, Christianne Hedtke, Lindsay Calhoon Bring, Maggie Kiley, Sabrina, Kiernan Shipka, imdb.com

“Sometimes “Proof” is just another word for letting people suffer.”

— Malcolm Gladwell, revisionisthistory.com

“As it turns out, people’s Super Bowl snack preferences tend to vary depending on where they live.”

— Caroline Bologna, huffpost.com

“Traditional masculinity is actually just men sitting around and eating burgers while grunting at one another about football, all the while crying on the inside because they have been prohibited by society from showing their feelings.”

— Ben Shapiro, townhall.com

“Thad Castle: Come on, guys! We're going to play football! No teams! Harmon Tedesco: Uh, I'm pretty sure you need two teams to play football, fellas, know what I'm sayin'?”

— Drew Hancock, J.D. Ryznar, Chester Tam, Thad Castle, Alan Ritchson, imdb.com

“Mr. Herlihy: Goddamn Jets! Waitress: Hey, cutie! What are you doing here? Julian: Watching football. Waitress: Oh yeah, who do you want to win? Julian: The Goddamn Jets.”

— Tim Herlihy, Adam Sandler, Steve Franks, Julian 'Frankenstien' McGrath, Cole Sprouse, imdb.com

“In Virginia, high school football is a way of life, it's bigger than Christmas day. My daddy coached in Alexandria, he worked so hard my momma left him, but I stayed with coach, he needed me on that field.”

— Gregory Allen Howard, Sheryl Yoast, Hayden Panettiere, imdb.com

“Bertier: [sees Sunshine get out of car with long hair] Hey fellas! Look at that fruitcake! Coach Yoast: Gerry, just keep your mouth shut and get back on that field! Colonel William G. Bass: Coach Boone, I'm Colonel Bass. We just got transferred here from Huntington Beach, California. This is my son,…”

— Gregory Allen Howard, Coach Bill Yoast, Will Patton, imdb.com

“Coach Yoast: This isn't about me, I'm worried about my boys. Coach Boone: Well I'm not going to cut 'em and eat 'em. The best player will play, color won't matter. Coach Yoast: From the looks of our little situation we got us here, I think that's about all that he does. Coach Boone: Yeah, you're rig…”

— Gregory Allen Howard, Coach Herman Boone, Denzel Washington, imdb.com

“[Three separate situations happening at the same time] Coach Boone: [Talking to official] Ref! He's lining up offsides! Look, he's lining up offsides! Official: [ignoring Coach Boone] Coach Ed Henry: [talking to player] Twins right, 99 Z. Go! Coach Boone: [to Official] Ref! I know you can see him, y…”

— Gregory Allen Howard, Coach Herman Boone, Denzel Washington, imdb.com

“Coach Yoast: [after winning the state championship] I know football, and what you did with those boys. You were the right man for the job, Coach! Coach Boone: You're a Hall of Famer in my book! [both raise game ball in victory]”

— Gregory Allen Howard, Coach Herman Boone, Denzel Washington, imdb.com

“Sheryl Yoast: Coach Boone, you did a good job up here. You ran a tough camp from what I can see. Coach Boone: Well I'm very happy to have the approval of a five-year-old. Sheryl Yoast: I'm nine and a half, thank you very much. Coach Boone: Why don't you get this little girl, some pretty dolls or som…”

— Gregory Allen Howard, Coach Herman Boone, Denzel Washington, imdb.com