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Reddit, are there any Knock-Knock jokes that are ACTUALLY funny? • /r/AskReddit

Knock Knock. Who's there? Woo. Woo who? Don't get so excited, it's just a joke.

Funny joke knock knock knock knock jokes

Knock knock. Who's there? Jesus. Jesus who? Knock knock. Who's there? Jesus. Jesus who? Knock knock. Who's there? Jesus. Jesus who? Jesus being denied three times in the form of a knock knock joke.

— CuddlesHucklebunny, reddit.com

Funny joke knock knock knock knock jokes

Knock-knock. Who's there. Control freak. Now you say 'control freak who?'

— jlmarr1622, reddit.com

Funny joke knock knock knock knock jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the village idiot's house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken!

— angelic_devil, reddit.com

Funny joke knock knock knock knock jokes

Knock-Knock! Who's there? Recursion. Recursion Who? Knock Knock!

— gu1d3b0t, reddit.com

Funny joke knock knock knock knock jokes

Knock knock. Who's there? Daisy. Daisy who? Daisy me rollin, they hatin...

— ducksliveonthemoon, reddit.com

Funny joke knock knock knock knock jokes

Knock knock. Who's there? Suspense. Suspense who? ...

— DiddleDong, reddit.com

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What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, what do you call them? Jeffrey. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Jeffrey.

— codmw3master, reddit.com

Funny joke knock knock knock knock jokes

Knock knock. Who's there? Cows go. Cows go who? No silly, cows go MOO!

— Reddit, reddit.com

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Knock knock. Who's there? A broken pencil. A broken pencil who? Nevermind...it's pointless.

— Ceej91, reddit.com

Funny joke knock knock knock knock jokes

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. 9/11 who? YOU SAID YOU'D NEVER FORGET!

— Omny87, reddit.com

Funny joke knock knock knock knock jokes

The best knock knock joke is to ask someone to say, 'Knock Knock', if they comply, you ask, 'Who's there?' generally people don't really know what to follow up with. This is only funny if you're a bit of a dickhead. I do find it amusing.

— Nitrohairman, reddit.com

Funny joke knock knock knock knock jokes

Knock knock. Who's there? A pile up? A pile up who? Read that one in a porta potty at a music festival this summer.

— Reddit, reddit.com

Funny joke knock knock knock knock jokes

Knock knock Who's there? Billy. Billy who? Billy began to cry as he realized his own grandmother could no longer recognize the sound of his voice.

— Cheddartot, reddit.com

Funny joke knock knock knock knock jokes

Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Snifferpippets. Mike Snifferpippets who? Oh come on, how many Mike Snifferpippets do you know? Now let me in, it's cold out here.

— mulletmusketeer, reddit.com

Funny joke knock knock knock knock jokes

Knock, knock. Who's there? Grandpa. Grandpa who? Let me out of this casket!

— DVNO911, reddit.com

Funny joke knock knock knock knock jokes

Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? Gross...

— Swiveldick, reddit.com

Funny joke knock knock knock knock jokes

Knock knock. Who's there? You know. You-Know-Wh- AVADA KEDAVRA!

— disisacrunksn, reddit.com

Funny joke knock knock knock knock jokes

Knock-Knock. Who's there? To. To who? To whom.

— Vallessir, reddit.com

Funny joke knock knock knock knock jokes

Knock knock. Who's there? Oink oink. Oink oink who? Are you a pig or an owl?

— Harasoluka, reddit.com

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