Episode

The Pilot

(Part 2)

by Larry David, George Costanza, Jason Alexander, Tom Cherones, Elena Wohl and 30 others

Rehearsals for the pilot begin. Russell's obsession with Elaine begins to affect his work. George asks TV Kramer about the raisins. The real Kramer might be forced to work on his plumbing problem by using the "dreaded apparatus." Elaine gets an investigat

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Characters

Larry David (4)Larry Hankin (2)Tom Pepper (2)Russell Dalrymple (1)Bob Balaban (1)Jason Alexander (1)George Costanza (1)

“Let me give you a word of advice. OK? I want you to stay away from me. I don't wanna talk to you, and I don't wanna hear any more of your stupid little notes and suggestions. I don't like you. So if you got any other problems whether it's raisins, prunes, figs, or any other dried fruit, just keep it…”

— Larry David, Tom Pepper, Larry Hankin, imdb.com

Tagged: Threats, Raisins

“Don't talk back to me. Didn't you hear what I say? Get out! You want me to call the cops? I make and break little worms like you every day. Do you know how much money I make? Do you have any idea? Do you know where I live? I can have any woman in this city that I want. Any one. Now, GET OUT!”

— Larry David, Russell Dalrymple, Bob Balaban, imdb.com

Tagged: Threats, Arrogance, Employers, Anger

“How would you like it if I just pulled your heart out of your chest right now and shoved it down your throat?”

— Larry David, Tom Pepper, Larry Hankin, imdb.com

Tagged: Threats

“I'm calling for my test results. Negative? Oh, my God. WHY! WHY! WHY? What? What? Negative is good? Oh, yes of course! How stupid of me. Thank you.”

— Larry David, George Costanza, Jason Alexander, imdb.com

Tagged: Test Results, positive, Negative, Irony