Episode

The Big Salad

by Larry David, George Costanza, Jason Alexander, Andy Ackerman, Wayne Knight and 7 others

Elaine's boss wants a special mechanical pencil, so Elaine tries to get one from a stationary store where the clerk has a thing for her. George and his girlfriend pick up a "big salad" for Elaine, that his girlfriend gives to Elaine and she thanks her. La

(6 total)

Characters

Jerry Seinfeld (6)Larry David (6)Jason Alexander (3)George Costanza (3)

“People on dates shouldn’t even be allowed out in public.”

— Larry David, Jerry Seinfeld, Jerry Seinfeld, imdb.com

Tagged: dates, Shmoopy, PDA

“Elaine: Perhaps there’s more to Newman than meets the eye. Jerry: No, there’s less.”

— Larry David, Jerry Seinfeld, Jerry Seinfeld, imdb.com

Tagged: More than Meets The Eye

“You know, if it was a regular salad I wouldn't have said anything. But you had to have the BIG SALAD!”

— Larry David, George Costanza, Jason Alexander, imdb.com

Tagged: Cheap, Petty

“You know, I think I could have played with dolls if there were dolls in the house. It seems like fun to me. It doesn't seem like a gender thing. I think I would like to play with dolls. What's so terrible?”

— Larry David, George Costanza, Jason Alexander, imdb.com

Tagged: gender roles, Dolls

“I've looked into his eyes. He's pure evil.”

— Larry David, Jerry Seinfeld, Jerry Seinfeld, imdb.com

Tagged: Evil

“You know, you buy a big salad for somebody, it would be nice if they knew it.”

— Larry David, George Costanza, Jason Alexander, imdb.com

Tagged: Cheap, Petty