Episode

The Invitations

by Larry David, Jerry Seinfeld, Andy Ackerman, John Riggi, Heidi Swedberg and 22 others

As the big day grows nearer, George and Susan order their invitations. Susan lets him choose the cheap ones. George tries to think of a way out. Elaine suggests smoking and Kramer suggests a pre-nuptial agreement. Jerry, thinking of a single future with K

(4 total)

Characters

Jerry Seinfeld (4)Larry David (4)Janeane Garofalo (2)Jeannie Steinman (2)

“All of a sudden it hit me, I realized what the problem is: I can't be with someone like me. I hate myself! If anything, I need to get the exact opposite of me. It's too much. It's too much, I can't take it. I can't take it….”

— Larry David, Jerry Seinfeld, Jerry Seinfeld, imdb.com

Tagged: Self-hatred, Dating, Opposite, Opposites Attract

“Now I know what I've been looking for all these years...myself.”

— Larry David, Jerry Seinfeld, Jerry Seinfeld, imdb.com

Tagged: Self-Love, Narcissus

“Hey! So what's the deal with brunch? I mean that if it's a combination of breakfast and lunch, how comes there's no ‘lupper’ or no ‘linner’?”

— Larry David, Jeannie Steinman, Janeane Garofalo, imdb.com

Tagged: Lunch, Brunch, Dinner, Linner, Supper

“Hey! what's the deal with decaf? How do they get the caffeine out of there and then where does it go?”

— Larry David, Jeannie Steinman, Janeane Garofalo, imdb.com

Tagged: Decaf, Coffee, Caffeine