“I started working as a lifeguard, for about 16 months. I’m not joking. I was a good swimmer. Now, the only thing you’re not allowed to do when you’re at a swimming pool was to read. So, I started to read. Thousands of children drowned as a result.”— Simon Critchley, simoncritchley.orgTagged: Lifeguarding, How It Feels To Be A Lifeguard That Likes To Read, Jokes