“Drinky Crow: I wish I was dead Uncle Gabby: Why would that be so great? Drinky Crow: Well, the pain would stop. Uncle Gabby: No it wouldn’t. I believe after death, we’re subjected to horrible tortures…of the…sexual variety.”
— Eric Kaplan, Drinky Crow / Uncle Gabby (voice), Dino Stamatopoulos / David Herman, imdb.com