“Monica: 'Shut up, the camera adds ten pounds.' Chandler: 'Uh, so how many cameras are actually on you?'”— Chandler Bing, Monica Geller, amazon.comTagged: Funny, Sarcasm, Jokes, Growing Up, Cameras
“She's your lobster. C'mon you guys. It's a known fact that lobsters fall in love and mate for life. You can actually see old lobster couples, walking around their tank, you know, holding claws. ... See? He's her lobster!”— Phoebe Buffay, amazon.comTagged: Funny, humor, Love, True Love, Rachel & Ross