“Don't you know what today is, Ren? It's Tuesday the 17th, the unluckiest day of the year! You see, Ren, when the moon enters Libra, and the house of confluence shifts into retrograde, Virgo erupts, under pressure from Mercury. This causes the planets to align in a conga line of chaos and disaster!”
— Ron Hauge, Bob Camp, Jim Gomez, Stimpson J. "Stimpy" Cat (voice), Billy West, imdb.com