“My name is Stimpy, and I am homeless, and have no fish with which to live in.”Tagged: homeless, Self-deprecation
“Oh I got—I got some nice, stinky old kelp and-and and lots of beautiful fowl, smelling seashells and-and de-licious slime and crusted dead coral.”Tagged: Bizarre Foods
“Stimpy: Uh... R-ren? Ren: Whaaaaat? Stimpy: I...I gotta go wee-wee! Ren: Oooooh no you don't! Not in MY foxhole! You go over THERE!”Tagged: Wee-Wee, Foxhole
“Check this out, Ren. It's a remote control shaver. Now you can get a clean, close shave, without even being there! Ob-ser-uv!”Tagged: Dumb Inventions
“It's the Happy Helmet, Ren. Now you'll always be happy! And this is the remote control. And I use this dial to control how happy you are!”Tagged: Happy Helmet, Remote Control
“Hey, Ren! Your cousin's the coolest! We're lodge brothers. We're from the Loyal Order of Stupids.”Tagged: cousins, Coolest, Stupid
“One morning, Wee Ren was awake by the sound of large sobbing and crying. And there, next to the well, The Littlest Giant, sobbing his gigantic little heart out.”Tagged: Gigantic Little Heart
“Our country reeks of trees. Our Yaks are really large. And they smell like rotting beef carcasses. And we have to clean up after them. And our saddle sores are the best. We proudly wear women's clothing and searing sand blows up our skirts. And the buzzards they fly overhead. And poisonous snakes…”Tagged: Royal Canadian Kilted Yaksmen, Canada, Trees, Yaks
“Don't you know what today is, Ren? It's Tuesday the 17th, the unluckiest day of the year! You see, Ren, when the moon enters Libra, and the house of confluence shifts into retrograde, Virgo erupts, under pressure from Mercury. This causes the planets to align in a conga line of chaos and disaster!”Tagged: Zodiac, Virgo, Mercury, Conga Line
“Ahem. Ladies and gents, I give you... the Cheese-O-Phone! Now we can talk to cheese, anywhere in the world, regardless of their foreign tongues! Uh, go ahead Ren. Say something in... Limburger.”
“Don't you know what today is, Ren? It's Tuesday the 17th, the unluckiest day of the year! You see, Ren, when the moon enters Libra, and the house of confluence shifts into retrograde, Virgo erupts, under pressure from Mercury. This causes the planets to align in a conga line of chaos and disaster!”