“Now we play the waiting game…Ahh, the waiting game sucks. Let’s play Hungry Hungry Hippos!”— Matt Groening, Homer Simpson, amazon.comTagged: humor, The Simpsons, Simpsons
“I’d rather let a thousand guilty men go free than chase after them.”— Matt Groening, Chief Wiggum, amazon.comTagged: humor, Simpsons, The Simpsons
“I’ll keep it short and sweet - Family. Religion. Friendship. These are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business.”— Matt Groening, Mr. Burns, amazon.comTagged: humor, Business, Family, Success
“You can't keep blaming yourself. Just blame yourself once, and move on.”— Matt Groening, Homer Simpson, amazon.comTagged: Blame, Guilt, Moving On, Self-Pity
“I didn't lie, I was writing fiction with my mouth.”— Matt Groening, Homer Simpson, amazon.comTagged: Truth, humor, Lies, lying
“You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try.'”— Matt Groening, Homer Simpson, amazon.comTagged: Trying, Failure, Failing, humor