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: Parks and Rec’s Chris Pratt on the Surprise Andy-April Wedding, With Bonus Revelations About His Co-starsby Chris Pratt(3 total)

The only way physical comedy works is if you don't see it coming. And the harder the fall, the funnier it is. You have to really take some shots, and I've walked away with some bumps and bruises.

— Chris Pratt, vulture.com

Parks And Recreation Physical Comedy Andy Dwyer

I think it started out when I kept pushing the writers to put me on rollerblades. Because I think any man over 250 pounds rollerblading is instant hilarity. There's nothing funnier than a giant, grown man rollerblading.

— Chris Pratt, vulture.com

Masculinity Parks And Recreation Physical Comedy

We get to talk about manly shit. Because we're dudes. Although, on the man scale, I still pale in comparison to [Nick Offerman]. He's a ten.

— Chris Pratt, vulture.com

Masculinity Parks And Recreation

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