“You’ve ordered everything on Netflix. Need I say more on this one?”— Julia Austin, madamenoire.comTagged: Sexually Frustrated, Netflix, Movies
“Your mom’s concerned. Even your own mother is making hints that a little human contact of the carnal kind would do you good.”— Julia Austin, madamenoire.comTagged: Sexually Frustrated, mother, Parenting
“Your underwear is getting raggedy. The truly nice underwear is usually delicate and needs to be hand washed. But if you haven’t been bringing anybody home lately, you’ve probably been sticking to the full-butted, period-perfect panties. And since those need to be machine washed, your underwear is ge…”— Julia Austin, madamenoire.comTagged: Sexually Frustrated, Underwear, panties