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Quotes tagged ‘Sexually Frustrated’
It seems like everything in life really blows right now.
You want an orgasm.
You don’t even want to bother with going out on actual dates... Unless they’re going to end in sex.
Eating has become the new sex. Oooh, yeah, Chipotle. I want you inside me.
Everything makes you horny. Literally, everything.
You’ve ordered everything on Netflix. Need I say more on this one?
Your mom’s concerned. Even your own mother is making hints that a little human contact of the carnal kind would do you good.
Your underwear is getting raggedy. The truly nice underwear is usually delicate and needs to be hand washed. But if you haven’t been bringing anybody home lately, you’ve probably been sticking to the full-butted, period-perfect panties. And since those need to be machine washed, your underwear is ge…
You start to really believe you are ugly. Undesirable. Hideous. Diseased.
You forget how to read signs, how to detect flirting and how to approach or hit on someone.
You compare yourself to every person you know. You are desperate to find the reason why you are this unattractive to everyone.
You consider booking a massage.
Your leopard lace panties are getting no love.
You skip straight to the sex scenes in movies.
Watching sports? Forget it. Those sweaty bodies on the sports bar TV take your mind to places you never want it to go in public.
Your sex toy collection could accommodate a small village.
When couples pass you on the street, you can't help picturing more of them horizontal than you'd like to admit.
Suddenly you have a huge interest in new dating apps, just to see what they are all about.
You say yes to absolutely any potential social occasion as you never know where it may lead.