“The red carpet, of course, is here to hide the rivers of blood that will eventually pour down from the cornucopia, when Donald Trump, flanked by his two eunuchs, takes the stage. By eunuchs I mean Paul Ryan and Reince Priebus, who clearly checked their balls at the door this election.’”— Stephen Colbert, salon.comTagged: Blood, Red Carpet, Donald Trump Veep, Eunuchs, Paul Ryan