“There's a good chance that if you're talking to me when I'm snoring, it means I'm bored.”— Garry Shandling, esquire.comTagged: Boredom
“Men who betray women also betray other men. Women shouldn't feel so special.”— Garry Shandling, esquire.comTagged: Betrayal, Cheating
“You're born a heterosexual. It's not a choice. Who would choose this? The guilt, the shame...and do you think I'm happy having to hire a decorator?”— Garry Shandling, esquire.comTagged: Heteroseuxality, Guilt, Shame