“Who doesn't like movies? Who has ever said, "Hey, you wanna go see a movie?" "Fuck that and fuck your movies! It’s ridiculous, the whole idea of it! It’s just wrong and fake and NO!"”— Dane Cook, en.wikiquote.orgTagged: humor, comedy, Preference, Movies, like
“We're all gonna lie, we're all gonna cry, and we're all gonna take painful shits.”— Dane Cook, en.wikiquote.orgTagged: Truth, Life, Living, daily life, Lie
“When you don't have love, it's like there's a party going on, and everybody was invited, except for you. And you just happened to be walking by that house in the rain.”— Dane Cook, en.wikiquote.orgTagged: Love, Sad, Unloved, party, Invitation