“Cheryl: That's cute. I'm glad you made a new friend. That's nice. I don't hear that very often from you. Larry: Oh, and I forgot to mention, he's a sex offender.”— Larry David, Larry David, Larry David, imdb.com
“All you can do is be ready for the good, so when it comes, you invite it in. Because you need it. I need it.”— Julie Plec, Kevin Williamson, L.J. Smith, Elena Gilbert, Nina Dobrev, imdb.com
“And this is why you don't invite a Floopy Doop and a Shmoopy Doop to the same party.”— Ryan Ridley, Tom Kauffman, Justin Roiland, Dan Harmon, Party-Goer, imdb.com
“Who doesn't like movies? Who has ever said, "Hey, you wanna go see a movie?" "Fuck that and fuck your movies! It’s ridiculous, the whole idea of it! It’s just wrong and fake and NO!"”— Dane Cook, en.wikiquote.org
“When you don't have love, it's like there's a party going on, and everybody was invited, except for you. And you just happened to be walking by that house in the rain.”— Dane Cook, en.wikiquote.org
“If you are a dreamer, come in, If you are a dreamer, a wisher, a liar, A hope-er, a pray-er, a magic bean buyer . . . If you're a pretender, come sit by my fire For we have some flax-golden tales to spin.”— Shel Silverstein, amazon.com
“Including your new partner in family and personal events too soon. If you invite the girl/guy you’ve been dating to a family function too soon, it may scare them away.”— Amber Lewter, rscounselingatlanta.com