“A hundred years ago, we couldn't vote. We have come such a long way. I mean, here I am, a woman, wearing pants on national television, drunk as a skunk, gay as the day is long.”— Ellen Degeneres, youtube.comTagged: Progress
“Do you want me on the twenty dollar bill? Really? Guys, really? It's too late. They already narrowed it down to four finalists; and actually, the one requirement is: the women can't be alive, and I don't want it that bad.”— Ellen Degeneres, youtube.comTagged: Fame