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Zombie Haiku: Good Poetry For Your...Brains

by Ryan Mecum

Blood is really warm, like drinking hot chocolate but with more screaming. Poetry is dea

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“She is still beging, but no longer for my help. She wants her nose back.”

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“You'd think I'd get full eating so many people but really, I don't.”

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“Teeth can bite through bones. The hair is hard to swallow. Brains squish easily.”

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“Everything I thought tasted a lot like chicken really tastes like man.”

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“She's always with me Especially if my gut can't digest toenails.”

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“My dad used to say 'Always finish what you start,' so I eat her hair."”

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“I can remember good food that mom used to make. I bet mom tastes good.”

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“Brains, Brains, Brains, Brains, Brains Brains, Brains, Brains, Brains, Brains, Brains, Brains, Brains, Brains, Brains, Brains, Brains.”

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“One thing on my mind, only one thing on my mind. I'm going to eat you.”

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“I am in trouble. She is chewing on my neck from ten feet away.”

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“I start the engine, but it's really hard to steer with Beth on my hood.”

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“That stuff on Beth's face... there's one thing I know for sure: that's not spaghetti.”

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“You are so lucky that I cannot remember how to use doorknobs.”

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“I loved my momma I eat her with my mouth closed, how she would want it.”

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“Biting into heads is much harder than it looks. The skull is feisty.”

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“Little old ladies speed away in their wheelchairs, frightened meals on wheels.”

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“Blood is really warm, it's like drinking hot chocolate but with more screaming.”

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“Blood is really warm, it's like drinking hot chocolate but with more screaming.”

— Ryan Mecum, amazon.com

Tagged: Blood, Death, creepy