“Avoid caffeine, alcohol, and nicotine. These stimulants will encourage your muscles to contract and cause pain. Drink warm water, coconut water or pineapple juice.”— Pallavi Kapur, lifehack.org
“Sex without smiling is as sickly and as base as vodka and tonic without ice.”— Stephen Fry, books.google.com
“20-somethings have the tendency to imagine that their 20s are the last chance they’re going to have to experiment, explore, and party. This is a false premise. Restaurants and cafes continue to let people over 29 through their doors. They even serve them alcohol.”— Holden Desalles, thoughtcatalog.com
“Okay, now open your mind up and listen to me, Kendrick. I'm your conscience, if you do not hear me then you will be history, Kendrick.”— Kendrick Lamar, open.spotify.com
“Of course everyone seems sexy in a nightclub.There's liquor and you can't hear them.”— bᎾᏟᎪ ᏟhᎥᏟ, twitter.com
“Religion is a non-alcoholic man's alcohol. Alcohol is a non-religious man's religion.”— Mokokoma Mokhonoana, books.google.com
“Always remember, that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.”— Winston S. Churchill, books.google.com
“Thirstily he set it to his lips, and as its cool refreshment began to soothe his throat, he thanked Heaven that in a world of much evil there was still so good a thing as ale.”— Rafael Sabatini, books.google.com
“I went out with a guy who once told me I didn’t need to drink to make myself more fun to be around. I told him, I’m drinking so that you’re more fun to be around.”— Chelsea Handler, books.google.com
“Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.”— Frank Sinatra, books.google.com
“There are two kinds of people I don't trust: people who don't drink and people who collect stickers.”— Chelsea Handler, books.google.com
“First of all, it's easier to do when you've had a few drinks. I know that's not 'healthy' advice, but it's real advice. Your spirit and butthole are freed or something. It just doesn't feel as weird.”— Anna B., womenshealthmag.com
“One more down, to drink you off my mind Lord knows I’ve tried a thousand times to give you up”— Miranda Lambert
“I cut my bangs with some rusty kitchen scissors I screamed his name ‘til the neighbors called the cops I numbed the pain at the expense of my liver Don’t know what I did next, all I know I couldn’t stop”— Miranda Lambert, youtube.com
“But in college, we can wear our alcohol abuse as proudly as our university sweatshirts; the two concepts are virtually synonymous.”— Koren Zailckas, amazon.com