“Chandler: ‘I got her machine.’ Joey: ‘Her answering machine?’ Chandler: ‘No, interestingly enough, her leaf blower picked up.”— Chandler Bing, Joey Tribbiani, amazon.com
“Couldn’t we just lose our virginities again? Because I think, actually, mine is growing back.”— Chandler Bing, amazon.com
“Joey: ‘It just seems so futile, you know? All these women, and nothing. I feel like Superman without my powers, you know? I have the cape, and yet I cannot fly.’ Chandler: ‘Well now you understand how I feel every single day, ok? The world is my lesbian wedding.”— Chandler Bing, Joey Tribbiani, amazon.com
“Ross: 'Wow, you guys sure have a lot of books about being a lesbian.' Susan: 'Well, you know, you have to take a course. Otherwise they don’t let you do it.'”— Ross Geller, Susan Bunch, amazon.com
“Rejection, though--it could make the loss of someone you weren't even that crazy about feel gut wrenching and world ending.”— Deb Caletti, amazon.com
“Of pain you could wish only one thing: that it should stop. Nothing in the world was so bad as physical pain. In the face of pain there are no heroes.”— George Orwell, amazon.com
“If you can learn to endure pain, you can survive anything. Some people learn to embrace it- to love it. Some endure it through drowning it in sorrow, or by making themselves forget. Others turn it into anger.”— Sarah J Mass, amazon.com
“I suppose that since most of our hurts come through relationships so will our healing, and I know that grace rarely makes sense for those looking in from the outside.”— Paul Young, amazon.com
“If you love deeply, you're going to get hurt badly. But it's still worth it.”— C. S. Lewis, amazon.com
“Being with her I feel a pain, like a frozen knife stuck in my chest. An awful pain, but the funny thing is I'm thankful for it. It's like that frozen pain and my very existence are one. The pain is an anchor, mooring me here.”— Haruki Murakami, amazon.com
“Waiting hurts. Forgetting hurts. But not knowing which decision to take can sometimes be the most painful.”— José N. Harris, amazon.com
“Our wounds are often the openings into the best and most beautiful part of us.”— David Richo, amazon.com
“It's so hard to forget pain, but it's even harder to remember sweetness. We have no scar to show for happiness. We learn so little from peace.”— Chuck Palahniuk, amazon.com
“There are moments where you just get tired of chasing someone and everything.”— Unknown, quotesgram.com
“The truth is everyone is gonna hurt you, you just gotta realize whose worth suffering for.”— Bob Marley, quotesgram.com
“Yep, I put it on him It ain't nothin' That I can't do. Yep, I buy my own If he deserve it, But his shit too.”— Beyoncé, azlyrics.com
“If you find yourself caring about something, just remind yourself that you don’t need to give a fuck. Caring is for nicegirls.”— The Betches, amazon.com
“Men don’t realize that if we’re sleeping with them on the first date, we’re probably not interested in seeing them again either.”— Chelsea Handler, amazon.com