“Stay away from lazy parasites, who perch on you just to satisfy their needs, they do not come to alleviate your burdens, hence, their mission is to distract, detract and extract, and make you live in abject poverty.”— Michael Bassey Johnson, theroamingmind.com
“Backstabbers operate out of insecurity, believing they have to have perfect order to eliminate any threat to their power.”— Les Parrott III, amazon.com
“Fake. It’s the latest trend, and everyone seems to be in style.”— BLOOD ON THE DANCE FLOOR, azlyrics.com
“I'll be there for you when the rain starts to pour. I'll be there for you, like I've been there before. I'll be there for you cause you're there for me too.”— The Rembrandts, amazon.com
“If you have good friends, you have angels. Angels that protect you from those trying to do your harm, angels that make sure you don’t lose yourself and angels that will be there to save you when you’re about to ruin your life.”— Rania Naim, thoughtcatalog.com
“If you have good friends, you will always have someone to fix you when you’re broken. If you have good friends, you will never be alone. If you have good friends, you have the world.”— Rania Naim, thoughtcatalog.com
“Well if you need a place where you can run. If you need a shoulder to cry on, I'll always be your friend. When you need some shelter from the rain. When you need a healer for your pain, I will be there time and time again”— Leona Lewis, azlyrics.com
“I grew up in a house with Monica, okay. If you didn’t eat fast, you didn’t eat.”— Ross Geller, amazon.com
“First divorce: wife's hidden sexuality, not my fault. Second divorce: said the wrong name at the altar, kind of my fault. Third divorce: they shouldn't let you get married when you're that drunk and have stuff drawn all over your face, Nevada's fault.”— Ross Geller, amazon.com
“Fine! Judge all you want but [points at Ross] married a lesbian, [points at Rachel] left a man at the alter, [points at Phoebe] fell in love with a gay ice dancer, [points at Joey] threw a girl’s wooden leg in a fire, [points at Chandler] LIVES IN A BOX!”— Monica Geller, amazon.com
“Ross: 'Chandler entered a Vanilla Ice look-alike contest and WON!' Chandler: 'Ross came fourth and CRIED!'”— Ross Geller, Chandler Bing, amazon.com
“How long do cats live? Like assuming you don’t throw ‘em under a bus or something?”— Rachel Green, amazon.com
“And he said he just wants to be friends. And every idiot knows that´s just code for go away.”— Brooke Davis, amazon.com
“Listen to the people who love you. Believe that they are worth living for even when you don't believe it. Seek out the memories depression takes away and project them into the future. Be brave; be strong; take your pills. Exercise because it's good for you even if every step weighs a thousand pounds…”— Andrew Solomon, amazon.com
“You won't get roped into double dates with your best friend's S.O.”— Hannah Orenstein, seventeen.com