“Why did God even create men? Because He couldn’t figure out how to make a vibrator that would mow the lawn.”— Unknown, tcat.tc
“Whenever we hang out, I remember that God really does have a sense of humor.”— Unknown, thoughtcatalog.com
“If God is watching your every move, you should probably straighten up your act a little bit.”— Misha Collins, inspiringquotes.us
“I don’t think I have enough wisdom to know which path is right for me. I want to follow the path God has for me. I want to follow his directions. I want to go wherever he wants me to go not where I want to go. I want him to show me where I belong because I’m just a lost soul right now.”— Rania Naim, thoughtcatalog.com
“Our creator is the same and never changes despite the names given Him by people here and in all parts of the world. Even if we gave Him no name at all, He would still be there, within us, waiting to give us good on this earth.”— George Washington Carver, christianquotes.info
“There is literally nothing that I ever asked to do, that I asked the blessed Creator to help me to do, that I have not been able to accomplish.”— George Washington Carver, christianquotes.info
“All my life I have risen regularly at four o'clock and have gone into the woods and talked to God. There He gives me my orders for the day.”— George Washington Carver, christianquotes.info
“God is going to reveal to us things He never revealed before if we put our hands in His. No books ever go into my laboratory. The thing I am to do and the way of doing it are revealed to me. I never have to grope for methods. The method is revealed to me the moment I am inspired to create something…”— George Washington Carver, goodreads.com
“Gospel: Jesus is critiqued for eating with 'sinners and tax collectors,' as well as forgiving sins, speaking with women and healing the sick on the Sabbath. But for Jesus nothing should get in the way of proclaiming the Good News--which is the proclamation God's love for everyone.”— James Martin, SJ, twitter.com
“God is on your side? Is He a Conservative? The Devil's on my side, he's a good Communist.”— Joseph Stalin, en.wikiquote.org
“God's not unjust, he doesn't actually exist. We've been deceived. If God existed, he'd have made the world more just....I'll lend you a book and you'll see.”— Joseph Stalin, en.wikiquote.org
“One of Ivan the Terrible's mistakes was to overlook the five great feudal families. If he had annihilated those five families, there would definitely have been no Time of Troubles. But Ivan the Terrible would execute someone and then spend a long time repenting and praying. God got in his way in thi…”— Joseph Stalin, en.wikiquote.org
“There is only one religion, though there are a hundred versions of it.”— George Bernard Shaw, amazon.com
“You're weak, and God would never let you pass on that weakness.”— Margaret Atwood, Bruce Miller, Nina Fiore, Serena Joy Waterford, Yvonne Strahovski, imdb.com
“I think God has bigger things on his plate these days.”— Margaret Atwood, Lynn Renee Maxcy, Offred (June Osborne), Elisabeth Moss, imdb.com
“It's hard making it in a society that only cares about profit and pleasure. No wonder God has turned His back on us. No wonder there are no children. He doesn't want them to grow up in this screwed-up world.”— Margaret Atwood, Kira Snyder, Andrew Pryce, Robert Curtis Brown, imdb.com
“They made such a mess of everything. They filled the air with chemicals and radiation and poison! So, God whipped up a special plague. The plague of infertility….As birthrates fell, they made things worse. Birth control pills, morning-after pills, murdering babies. Just so they could have their orgi…”— Margaret Atwood, Aunt Lydia, Ann Dowd, imdb.com
“Isn't it a shame that we don't remember as adults that we are always children of God.”— Iyanla Vanzant, twitter.com