“You star fucker! Is that one word or two?”— Nicole Holofcener, Jeff Whitty, Lee Israel, Melissa McCarthy, imdb.com
“Recently, the Oxford comma has found a spot on the Bingo card of online-dating profiles, alongside mainstays like 'no hookups,' 'no drama,' and '420 friendly.'”— Kieran Dahl, gq.com
“Eli Thompson: The whole thing's a game, isn't it? So easy for you. Well, I'll keep at it. Maybe one day I'll lie as good as you. Nucky Thompson: It's 'lie as well as me,' you dolt. You wanna be taken seriously, then learn how to fuckin' speak.”— Lawrence Konner, imdb.com
“The White House did not immediately respond to a request for comment.”— Christina Caron, nytimes.com
“Print altered not only the spelling and grammar but the accentuation and inflection of languages, and made “bad grammar” possible.”— Marshall McLuhan, amazon.com
“What did the semicolon get after breaking the grammar law, Two consecutive sentences.”— Tainted_gooch269, reddit.com
“I told my dad me and my friend went to the store. He said, "my friend and I went to the store" Poor guy is losing it, he definitely wasn't there.”— jaybfresh, reddit.com
“To linguists a GRAMMAR is the description of the entire language, including phonology and semantics. To non-linguists it largely means MORPHOLOGY, the formation of words, and perhaps SYNTAX, the formation of sentences.”— Mark Rosenfelder, amazon.com
“If there's not an exclamation point in your text, I assume you're mad at me.”— Josh Peck, twitter.com
“Do not use "U" or "R" in your messages. Is it really that hard to type out "you" or "are"? In the days of flip phone texting maybe butchering the English language to this extent was OK, but all of us Tinderers now have smartphone with full keyboards.”— David Fox, cosmopolitan.com
“I couldn't possibly have sex with someone with such a slender grasp on grammar!”— Russell Brand, amazon.com
“Y R U choosin 2 talk lik a tween? Who culd eva b trnd on by dis?? No one wants to be deciphering your sexual hieroglyphics when they could be quietly shifting in their lecture seat so the seam of their jeans hits things just right.”— sexting, vice.com
“I know sexting is informal, but you should still pay attention to your spelling and your grammar. If he has to reread a sentence ten times in order to understand what you’re trying to say, he’s going to lose his hard-on.”— Holly Riordan, thoughtcatalog.com
“ppl still correcting spelling and grammar online in 2016 were born from precum”— cardi t, twitter.com
“an unanticipated result a unanimous vote an honest decision a honeysuckle shrub an 0800 number a xmas tree a unidirectional beam an unidiomatic phrase a NASA scientist an NSA analyst a FIAT car an FAA policy”— Eamon Nerbonne, home.nerbonne.org
“I am afraid we are not rid of God because we still have faith in grammar.”— Friedrich Nietzsche, amazon.com