“If you can dodge traffic, you can dodge a ball.”— Rawson Marshall Thurber, Patches O'Houlihan, Rip Torn, imdb.com
“Traffic, traffic lookin' fo my Chapstick, feelin' kinda carsick, there's a Ford Maverick.”— Nick Swardson, Fax Bahr, Adam Small, Brad 'B-Rad' Gluckman, Jamie Kennedy, imdb.com
“I'm walking here! I'm walking here!”— Waldo Salt, Enrico Salvatore "Ratso" Rizzo, Dustin Hoffman, imdb.com
“There is a meditative quality to being on a bicycle. You must focus on the chaos that seems to envelop you. Drivers cut you off, swerving into the bike lane. Pedestrians insist on standing in the road while waiting for the light to change.”— Elaisha Stokes, nytimes.com
“Franny: Yeah, well whole idea is that when you come to America, you check your traditions at the border. Gary: Otherwise you've just got cannibals running around in the streets and we've got enough traffic problems as it is.”— Sameer Gardezi, Gary Tolchuck, Scott Patterson, imdb.com
“New York is one of the most prosperous cities in the world, yet it has one of the world’s most dysfunctional transportation systems.”— The Editorial Board, nytimes.com
“Sometimes there's traffic in every lane, A galaxy of folks moving in the same direction. Peace to the kids asleep in backseats, Peace to the miracle of merging lanes, wherein we inch forward and learn to let each other in, & peace and patience to you, on your way home.”— Lin-Manuel Miranda, twitter.com
“"They're like. Alright, why did you stop at a red light And let me hit you doing 80?! WHY DID YOU STOP AT A RED LIGHT?"”— Dane Cook, genius.com
“The bus is the single stupidest, fattest, slowest, most despised vehicle on the road. Isn't it? You ever notice when you get behind the bus, people in your car go, ‘what are you doing? Get away, come on.’ The back of the bus is like an eclipse, isn't it? People are just like ‘the sun, where's the su…”— Larry David, Jerry Seinfeld, Jerry Seinfeld, imdb.com
“Sometimes, it's best to sit in traffic and stare and think does that guy really love Holland Oats that much?”— Hannah Hart, youtube.com
“As a recluse I couldn’t bear traffic. It had nothing to do with jealousy, I simply disliked people, crowds, anywhere, except at my readings. People diminished me, they sucked me dry.”— Charles Bukowski, amazon.com
“The normal experience of social software is failure. If you go into Yahoo groups and you map out the subscriptions, it is, unsurprisingly, a power law. There's a small number of highly populated groups, a moderate number of moderately populated groups, and this long, flat tail of failure. And the fa…”— Clay Shirky, shirky.com