“Jeffrey: I just wish there was something I could do to change her mind. Gary: Well you can't play it cool, that ship has sailed.”Tagged: Relationships, Family, cool, Playing It Cool, Snarky
“Franny: Yeah, well whole idea is that when you come to America, you check your traditions at the border. Gary: Otherwise you've just got cannibals running around in the streets and we've got enough traffic problems as it is.”Tagged: racism, Culture, Traditions, Border, Cannibals
“Gary: Look, son, it's OK to suck. But it's not OK to quit. And if that means making a fool of yourself in front of thousands and thousands of people, so be it. Justin: There's only, like, 80 people out there. Gary: Yeah, but it's gonna feel like thousands when they're throwing garbage at you...”Tagged: suck, Fail, Failure, Fool, Snarky