“Here's all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.”— George Carlin, amazon.com
“I get down on my knees every morning and give eternal thanks for the existence of girls in a otherwise pointless universe.”— Garth Ennis, amazon.com
“It’s a very female thing, isn’t it, to take one boys’ night and snowball it into a marital infidelity that will destroy our marriage?”— Gillian Flynn, amazon.com
“Wear this, don't wear that. Do this chore now and do this chore when you get a chance and by that I mean now. And definitely, definitely give up the things you love fro me, so I will have proof that you love me best. It's the female pissing contest -- as we swan around our book clubs and our cocktai…”— Gillian Flynn, amazon.com
“Tampon commercial, detergent commercial, maxi pad commercial, windex commercial - you'd think all women do is clean and bleed.”— Gillian Flynn, amazon.com
“There are few phrases that annoy me more than 'I won't bite.' The only line that pisses me off faster is when some drunk, ham-faced dude in a bar sees me trying to get past him and barks: 'Smile, it can't be that bad!' Yeah, actually, it can, jackwad.”— Gillian Flynn, amazon.com
“Sometimes I think illness sits inside every woman, waiting for the right moment to bloom. I have known so many sick women all my life. Women with chronic pain, with ever-gestating diseases. Women with conditions. Men, sure, they have bone snaps, they have backaches, they have a surgery or two, yank…”— Gillian Flynn, amazon.com
“Men always say that as the defining compliment, don’t they? She’s a cool girl. Being the Cool Girl means I am a hot, brilliant, funny woman who adores football, poker, dirty jokes, and burping, who plays video games, drinks cheap beer, loves threesomes and anal sex, and jams hot dogs and hamburgers…”— Gillian Flynn, amazon.com
“When a man cheats, it is said it is because he is a dog. When a woman cheats, it is said it is because her man is a dog.”— Mokokoma Mokhonoana, amazon.com
“I believe a strong woman may be stronger than a man, particularly if she happens to have love in her heart. I guess a loving woman is indestructible.”— John Steinbeck, amazon.com
“Black women, we see you. We love you. We are with you and we believe in your leadership.”— Common, billboard.com
“Just like any woman...we weave our stories out of our bodies. Some of us through our children, or our art; some do it just by living. It's all the same.”— Francesca Lia Block, amazon.com
“You educate a man; you educate a man. You educate a woman; you educate a generation.”— Brigham Young, facebook.com
“Woman must not accept; she must challenge. She must not be awed by that which has been built up around her; she must reverence that woman in her which struggles for expression.”— Margaret Sanger, bartleby.com
“As a society, we need to get lots more flexible about what constitutes beauty. It isn’t a particular hair color or a particular body type; it’s the woman who grew the hair and lives in the body. Keeping this in mind can only make things better.”— Victoria Moran, amazon.com
“Women are perfectly aware of any spare-tire, muffin-top bulge they may have. The last thing we need is a stranger reminding us that they're aware of it too.”— Olive B. Persimmon, amazon.com
“Fat-bashing in all its varied forms–criticism, exclusion, shaming, fat talk, self-deprecation, jokes, gossip, bullying–is one of the last acceptable forms of prejudice. From a very young age, before they can walk away or defend themselves, women are taught that they are how they look, not what they…”— Robyn Silverman, amazon.com
“This is what I tell young women who ask me for career advice. People are going to try to trick you. To make you feel that you are in competition with one another. "You're up for a promotion. If they go for a woman, it'll be between you and Barbara." Don't be fooled. You're not in competition with ot…”— Tina Fey, amazon.com