“Those baseline differences in outlook can make the virtues of both earliness and lateness impossible to explain to people in the opposite camp.”— Amanda Mull, theatlantic.com
“Thanks for hopping on this call today, gentleman. Who just joined? Did someone just join? I only have a few minutes before I board my plane, so I’m going to talk as loudly as humanly possible on this cell phone that was most recently clipped to my belt.”— Wendi Aarons, mcsweeneys.net