“Thanks for hopping on this call today, gentleman. Who just joined? Did someone just join? I only have a few minutes before I board my plane, so I’m going to talk as loudly as humanly possible on this cell phone that was most recently clipped to my belt.”Tagged: Airports, phones
“I hate writing, I love having written. Especially when I write with @Bic pens! I’m proud to be a Bic Ambassador so I can spread the word to my tribe about their line of slammin’ ink products. Scroll up to catch my Instastory and see my Bic in action! #spon”Tagged: humor, Funny, Dorothy Parker