“Debbie: These are allergies. Annie: And what are you allergic to, Mom? Debbie: Senior year.”— Jennie Snyder Urman, Debbie Wilson, Lori Loughlin, imdb.com
“Ma'am, I hope there aren't any peanuts in these peanuts.”— Paul Feig, Bill Haverchuck, Martin Starr, imdb.com
“Bill Haverchuck: I just hope I get candy I can eat. I'm allergic to peanuts, licorice, and nougat. Neal Schweiber: How can you possibly be allergic to nougat? [Sam laughs] Bill Haverchuck: I don't know. My doctor says I'm allergic to more things than anyone he's ever seen.”— Paul Feig, Bill Haverchuck, Martin Starr, imdb.com
“If you are allergic to a thing, it is best not to put that thing in your mouth, particularly if the thing is cats.”— Lemony Snicket, amazon.com