“It has become a historical commonplace that we owe the alphabet to the Greeks. What is not clear is what we really mean by this. If this implies that the Greeks invented the alphabet, this runs counter to all available knowledge of the history of writing… There is no question at all that the Greeks…”— Emevwo Biakolo, jstor.org
“He took down my pants and he started writing the alphabet but he was writing it with his tongue.”— Roger Kumble, Cecile Caldwell, Selma Blair, imdb.com
“Niander Wallace: Mere data makes a man. A and C and T and G. The alphabet of you. All from four symbols. I am only two: 1 and 0. 'K': Half as much but twice as elegant, sweetheart.”— Hampton Fancher, Michael Green, K, Ryan Gosling, imdb.com
“The alphabet was always saying HI to you every single time, and you didn't even acknowledge it.”— Eric Alper, twitter.com
“What’s the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet? The Christmas alphabet has No-el.”— Unknown, tcat.tc
“What is a pirate’s favorite letter of the alphabet? None. Historians have suggested that most pirates would have been illiterate.”— Unknown, tcat.tc
“What’s every blonde’s dream in life? To be like Vanna White and actually learn the alphabet.”— Unknown, tcat.tc
“I could eat a bowl of alphabet soup and shit out a smarter statement than whatever you just said.”— Unknown, thoughtcatalog.com
“The nonverbal digital dichotomies of computer language and DNA require the hermeneutic of verbal or alphabetic language.”— Sara van den Berg, amazon.com
“What letter of the alphabet do pirates hate the most? P, it makes them irate!”— TheOutcazst, reddit.com
“"R' is among the most menacing of sounds. That's why they call it 'murder' and not 'mukduk'”— Dwight Schrute, imdb.com
“Why are the first 25 letters of the alphabet fascist? Because they are not-zs.”— leemuel01, reddit.com
“Dad joke level grandpa: Why are the first 25 letters of the alphabet fascist? Because they're not-z's.”— tchaffee, reddit.com
“I was in a bar last night when a waitress screamed... "Does anyone know CPR?" "I know all the letters of the alphabet" I shouted back. Everyone laughed.........well except this one guy.”— Iliketatts, reddit.com
“Does anyone demand a licensing fee, each time a child is taught the alphabet?”— William Gibson, sterneck.net
“I think big data is so powerful that nation states will fight over how much data matters.”— Eric Schmidt, businessinsider.com
“I'll bet the rest of my professional career that the future of your business is big data and machine learning applied to the business opportunities, customer challenges, and things before you.”— Eric Schmidt, businessinsider.com
“The alphabet (and its extension into typography) made possible the spread of the power that is knowledge, and shattered the bonds of tribal man, thus exploding him into an agglomeration of individuals. Electric writing and speed pour upon him, instantaneously and continuously, the concerns of all ot…”— Marshall McLuhan, amazon.com