“My Grandma Has Been Walking 5 Miles a Day Since She Was 57. She's 92 Now... And we have no idea where the fuck she is.”— CobaltVoltaic, reddit.com
“Two old guys were sitting on a park bench. The first guy asked the second guy "what would you whether have this age; Parkinson or Alzheimer?" The second guy replied "Well I would whether have Parkinson's and spill my whiskey whether than forget where I put it." The first guy asked "what?"”— Paradise5551, reddit.com