“I was so ugly as a baby...when my mum breast fed me, she used to shut her eyes and think of other babies.”Tagged: Ugly Children, babies, Jokes
“Two old guys were sitting on a park bench. The first guy asked the second guy "what would you whether have this age; Parkinson or Alzheimer?" The second guy replied "Well I would whether have Parkinson's and spill my whiskey whether than forget where I put it." The first guy asked "what?"”Tagged: Parkinson, Alzheimer, Age