“Ray: Speaking of priests, you killed the wrong one, Mick. Mickey: What are you talkin' about? Ray: The priest that molested Bunchy? They moved him out that parish ten years ago. You killed his brother, you moron. Mickey: So what? He didn't fuck my boy, he fucked someone else’s.”— Ron Nyswaner, Ray Donovan, Liev Schreiber, imdb.com
“We've already killed one piece of shit priest in this place. It won't be such a chore to kill another.”— William Wheeler, David Hollander, Bunchy Donovan, Dash Mihok, imdb.com
“Mickey: I got a good one for ya. Bunchy: Dad, don't. Stan: It's alright. Mickey: What's the difference between acne and a priest? Acne waits until a boy's 14 to come on his face.”— Ann Biderman, Mickey Donovan, Jon Voight, imdb.com
“How many Catholic priests does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one usually, unless perhaps it’s high up and somebody else is needed to hold the ladder steady.”— Unknown, tcat.tc
“What’s the difference between a rabbi and a priest? A rabbi cuts them off. A priest sucks them off.”— Unknown, thoughtcatalog.com
“What do priests and McDonald’s have in common? They both stick their meat in 10-year-old buns.”— Unknown, thoughtcatalog.com