“You know how ya start your mornings in prison? Watching your cellmates take a shit!”Tagged: Prison, Cellmates, Scatological
“Ray: What'd you do? Mickey: What did you do, Raymond? What did you do? Did you know Sully was fuckin your little girlfriend Colleen behind your back? He found out who killed her and he knows who covered it up. I'd watch your back, kid.”Tagged: Cheating, Murder, Coverup, Threats
“But you, you're my favorite, Ray. You always were. We're alike, the two of us. The same exactly.”Tagged: Friendship, Brotherhood, Favorite, Affinity
“The world went fucking nuts when I was inside. Now you can buy pot in the strip mall, they got a black guy in the White House, and two men can marry each other.”Tagged: Nuts, Reality, different
“Mickey: Well, they say write about what you know. I know about two things: robbin' banks and fuckin' black chicks. Paramount Exec: Let's see where that goes.”Tagged: Robbing Banks, Writers
“What's the difference between zit and a priest? The zit waits to come on your face until your fourteen.”Tagged: zit, priest, come, face, fourteen
“Mickey: I got a good one for ya. Bunchy: Dad, don't. Stan: It's alright. Mickey: What's the difference between acne and a priest? Acne waits until a boy's 14 to come on his face.”Tagged: Anti-Catholic, Child Molestation
“Manager: What you doing, Mick? Mickey: Writing a screenplay. It's going to be a killer. Manager: Writing? I didn't even know you could read. Mickey: And I didn't know gas stations sold women's clothes.”Tagged: Screenplay, Screenwriting, Literacy