“What's the difference between opinions and assholes? I've never licked my girlfriend's opinion.”— bursucelu, reddit.com
“The world would be a much nicer place if you got fat from being an asshole instead of eating food.”— okraebop, reddit.com
“If that asshole is treating you like a piece of shit, leave.”— Jillian Bacarisas, thoughtcatalog.com
“Ninety-five percent of people who walk the earth are simply inert. One percent are saints, and one percent are assholes. The other three percent are people who do what they say they can do.”— Stephen King, amazon.com
“There's not alcoholic in the world who wants to be told what to do. Alcoholics are sometimes described as egomaniacs with inferiority complexes. Or, to be cruder, a piece of shit that the universe revolves around.”— Anthony Kiedis, amazon.com
“Maybe one day, I'll turn into an asshole. But there are too many out there already.”— Jennifer Lawrence, m.imdb.com
“Does he want to spend time out in public with you, or would he prefer you just go round to his place for the evening – and end up in the bedroom? If a guy is proud to be with a woman, he’s also proud to show her off. If he’s only after one thing, he’ll prefer the convenience of having you close to h…”— Eric Monroe, amazon.com
“I haven't met loads of asshole only children. If you fill a room with all the assholes you know, I bet that most of them have siblings.”— Judy Greer, amazon.com
“What is it with boys? How do they slide into fucked-upness so quickly, with such natural ease?”— Aleksandar Hemon, amazon.com