“Check the staff page, bro. You’ll see my pronoun throbbing away in my bio, nestled in the digital universe that is the company website.”— Allison Page, medium.com
“Professor Rick: Jason just got a callback for Hamilton so we need you to cover his shift. Titus Andromedon: Why didn't I get an audition for that? They're just prejudiced because I can't rap or walk quickly in a circle.”— Tina Fey, Sam Means, Titus Andromedon, Tituss Burgess, imdb.com
“The miserable ones are the ones where all the girls auditioning are in the same room. There's no talking in those rooms. I've tried. Yesterday I had to do an interview. I was in a horrible mood. I couldn't think of basic words. I could see my publicist in the background, mouthing things to say. They…”— Jennifer Lawrence, esquire.com
“Well, we've gone out several times, we obviously have a good rapport. I own a very profitable electronics-distributing firm. I eat well. I exercise. Blood tests—immaculate. And if I can speak frankly, I'm actually quite good at it.”— Peter Mehlman, Billy, Scott Patterson, imdb.com
“Well, I’m sorry if I’m not a middle-aged black woman. And I’m also sorry if sometimes I go to the wrong audition.”— Joey Tribbiani, amazon.com